Eliot Spitzer Resigns In Disgrace

Eliot Spitzer made it really easy to pick our inaugural winner for the Celebrity Doghouse Loser Of The Week. Isn’t this the man that prosecuted hundreds of Wall Street executives for insider trading? Isn’t this the guy that put Martha Stewart in jail? Isn’t this the guy that declared war on prostitution and shut down numerous prostitution rings? The former Attorney General of New York State, now Governor, who obviously understands the law becomes the biggest hypocrite of 2008 with his admission of paying over $80,000 to a call girl named Kristen or Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Would you spend $4000 (taxpayers money) a night on a woman that looks like this?

Spitzer used our tax dollars to pay for his call girl and broke numerous other laws satisfying his sexual urges. Client 9 of The Emporer’s Club call girl service is going to focus on repairing his relationship with his wife and family before rejoining society in a non-political way to make things better for all of us!

Ashley is now cashing in on the deal and is selling thousands of copies of a crappy song she recorded a few years ago. I’m sure a tell all book deal is in the works so she’ll ride off into the sunset with millions in the bank while Spitzer fends off potential boyfriends in jail.

Congratulations Eliot! You’re our first winner of the Celebrity Doghouse Loser Of The Week!