Barry Bonds is innocent

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The Barry Bonds trial is finally beginning after how many, many  years. Can’t we just put this steriod crap to be and move on to harassing Michael Phelps for smoking pot? Oh I forgot he hasn’t admitted smoking pot. He’s just apologizing for inappropriate behavior. I wish I could’ve used that excuse when I was a kid!

Barry isn’t charged with taking steriods. He’s just being charged with pergury for lying about taking steriods. You see, Barry completely denies knowing anything about the magic cream his trainer prescribed for his arthritic knees. He also didn’t know that is wasn’t just flax seed oil he was taking.

Gee Barry, didn’t know notice your hat size increased 3 inches after rubbing the magic cream on your knees? Didn’t you notice your uniform didn’t fit right anymore? i’m sure you didn’t notice you were hitting the ball 100′ further than ever despite being 40 years old.

It’s like Sargent Shultz from Hogan’s Heroes saying "I know nothing" over and over. Greg Anderson just kept injecting Barry with his magic formula that instantly transforms your body into Arnold Schwarzenegger and Barry was so busy visualizing those monster home runs that he didn’t notice how big he was getting.

Grow up Barry and admit you’re a liar and a cheat! You should also give back the home run records you stole from Hank Aaron and Mark McGwire, (oh that’s right McGwire stole the season home run record from Roger Maris by using steroids).